Cain't a girl catch a break. The cops took my car after I had a flat tire! 2008 is startin off to bein a bitch ya'll!
I almost forgot. I threw a fit in the hospital and they finally let me go, but that jerk Dr. Phil showed up. I tried to tell him I knew he ain't a real Dr. ya'll, but he just kept on and on talkin a bunch of bull. He thought he could trick me into comin on his show. Ya'll I showed him didn't I!?
They done took my kids again ya'll. I need to find OJ's attorney. If they can get him out of murder surely they can get me my youngins back. I didn't do nothin wrong. If they didn't like my dancin on the MTV show, that ain't no reason to take my kids! Grrrrr! 2008 better get better quick like!
Starbucks here I come! I go away for a couple days and their stock drops! I'm sure gonna buy me some of that stock. I'm not as dumb as people say I am ya'll!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
They Took My Car Yall!
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Hey Britney-
Glad to see you are doing good. Sorry about your car. I pray you get your kids back! Wished more people read your blog because then they'd see what's up and how normal you really are. Silly paps and society. "You keep your chin up," that's what Gramie B. always says. You aren't dumb, you are probably one of the smartest in the scene.
Love,
Joey Broyles
Madison, Wisconsin
That sux having your car and your kids taken away from you.
What happened in the hospital? Why did they put you in there to start with?
This is all getting a bit of a joke don't you think Britney?
I hope you are feeling better!!
I've never tried a starbucks frap in my life. I have located one near where i live (I am in Australia) I am going to get one during the week. What flavor do you suggest for a first timer?
Britney,
Stop partying, wave to the nice camera vultures, and avoid getting pissed off. This way you make a good impression and might get your kids back.
If the camera vultures get in your way, call the police and let them take care of the situation. No muss and no fuss on your part needed.
Dearest Sister,
i was in Promises and i thought that the whole world is out there to get me,didn't trust anyone and thought most people were actors and they were hired by someone just to make fun out of me.That's right!They were actors!The were angels sent to me by someone who cares about me.I am grateful for that.Kids....i know they mean a lot to you(they mean a lot to me,you mean a lot to me)there is important things which you never took the time to learn before you got yourself into this!You are not as normal people(your X is normal)so stop wining about your car!Stop going to Starbucks!Don't even mention it no more!The sooner you grow up the better!This is why everything is happening to you!Grow up!Take it from me!I'm real!This is as good as it gets!They don't make them like that no more!You have to see that for yourself!Just let go!God needs you!Heaven needs you!You are not dumb ya'll!You are very Special!Please take my words!You need to get away for a while!I know you almost did it!You have thought about this for a while and then you got scared.Please don't doubt me!Read what i wrote to you back while ago!You've gotta learn how to be strong!Learn everything about God!Learn how to live with Him!This is more important than your kids,job and definitely more important than your car!Cut it out!Now!This is your life and don't care what you're thinking right now you need to speak to me!Right now!Don't bother what time it is!You owe this to yourself!Don't you wanna know everything!Find out now!Hell you don't need O'J's attorney!You need your life back Sister and i have it right here...in my hands...so come and take it!Hell you don't have to call me even,just get on the next plane and come into my movie set,let's get it started''Shorty''!We are laying the foundation of heaven so i officially want to invite you ''NOW''to lay the first ''brick''in the ''wall''Come on what you waiting for!You still think I'm kidding about something like that...???You think i'm kidding about being Madonnas children's Father!?!You know that she is ''The Woman''and you are scared of her!Please don't be afraid of her!She is the most beautiful person inside out!She loves you and she cares about you like none else!I have learned a lot from her and i will give you all the love you need.All the Love God has for you is right here waiting for you!You know it!You have chosen to go somewhere else instead to come and celebrate New Years with me!Don't test me!You know better to be at the right place at the right time,your place is here by my side right now!There is great works ahead of you and only i can make things right for you!None understands you better than me and Madonna.Forget about Starbucks and give Daddy a call if you want or just come to Sofia and we are going to ''Party at Chervilo''you will have the time of your life i guarantee you will forget about Sturbucks!Come workout with me y'all!Get in the best shape and share Heaven with God.Come have a cup of tea with me in Bulgaria!Right now!This is an order!+0359885516272!
~Jesus.
Hi Britney!
Hope you are feeling ok today. It's just life Britney. Trust me, far worse things happen to other people. Don't over think this, and just get back to living a healthy life. It is a bad idea to entertain any alcohol consumption when we are emotional from things in our life. Trust me, I know, having been thru alot in my life.
You have alot of people who love you Britney, so don't listen to any negative bullshit from anyone, ok?
Anyone who cast negativity at us, is not a loving person. So many morons in the world eh? Including ourselves at times, which is ok. We are allowed to make mistakes...in fact it is human of everyone to make mistakes along life's road.
Anyway, dust yourself off, and live each day as healthy as you can imagine you can, starting with an all natural diet of fresh fruits, veg, and so on. Then focus on working out at the gym, swimming or whatever you enjoy. Make sure you rest properly every day.
You know, it only takes 40 days to turn a bad habit into a good one?
Red40
R - Rest
E - Excersise
D - Diet
40 - days to change a bad habit into a good one.
I love you Britney, and hope my words are able to assist you. You will feel fantastic, if you adhere to a daily healthy approach to life. Take a look at Madonna. You know she wants you to step up. Come on now. You are so young, this is easy for you!
Channel all your negative energy into working out. You will love it! and physically feel better too! Don't make me come down there and kick your ass!!! ;D :D
Love, Andy
SENDIN YOU SOME LOVE!!!
-Joey Broyles
Madison, WI
Hi Britney!
Need to get away from it all? How about some pampering while you are at it. A twelve member staff specifically for you to enjoy, including a nutritionist. You can afford it. Check it out if you think it may what would be good for you. It is located in Malibu. http://www.passagesmalibu.com/
What an incredible place. $67,000 per month. Your worth it. Spend it!!! ;D :D
They have a great gym there too!
And three top chefs!
Best of it, is the location, and privacy.
Love, Andy
What a nice place you have suggested there Andy.
I am starting to worry Britney hasn't posted on here in a while. That's very unlike her. I hope she is ok.
Mandy
She is fine. She has God's love in her life, who wants only love and wisdom for her.
And she has friends who are wise and loving of her.
I don't know whos posting here anymore.....if this is Britney..i'm sorry honey....but this is realy dum..there are more imporatanta issues like Changing the World...and fuck Starbucks alrigh...and fuck your car...and fuck you beach!Give me a fucking call...it's about time....what are you waiting for...the fucking Nazis..how do you want me to say this to you...''the whole world is waiting for you to get it beach!!!so get it already and pick up the fucking phone,do something!!!Now!!!
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