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Saturday, December 8, 2007

Yall This Frap's So Good It Makes Me Wanna Slap My Mama

Ya'll need to get to a Starbucks near ya'll and get one of these yummy fraps. I told the guy at Starbucks that this frap was so good it makes me wanna slap my mama. He looked at me like I's retarded or somethin ya'll! Them people sure can hire some slow employees. That is just a simple expression I use from time to time. One of my former bodyguards used to say it ya'll. Have a great weekend! I will. I just know it!

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2 comments:

Andy said...

Nice to see you smiling again Britney.

Don't let make you feel bad or upset.

You are loved by many, including me, so let's just be ourselves and fuck the world. Fuck off cruel world!

Hey, slow down on the parting for me, ok?

I want 2008 to be your best year ever!

This bullshit will pass soon enough, and you will be back on top of life where you belong.

It is merely an educational step for you, that's all.

Your best music has yet be written.

I love you always!

Love, Andy

Shwartzman said...

HEY YOU!
You are doing too much with this Frapas little Mama,in fact if you listen to your Father he'll tell you :Stop going to Starbucks no more and get REAL!Life is no Starbucks and licking cream(save that for the ''Bedroom"with mr'Right)you are going to get yourself into a trouble again Y'all!!!In order to avoid it,the best thing to do is start doing whats ''Right''.Forget about Paris Hilton Y'all!!!Forget about Frappes and Starbucks!!!You want to reach you full potential Sweetest!!!You Heavenly Father is getting Antsy!!!Here is the ''Plan 4 U!!!
Wake up at 5am-Yoga or stretching,
Breakfast at 6'30am,go for a workout or a run,
another meal at 10 am+meditation+reading the Bible and The Book of Mormon(Y'all heard me right,while you were busy shaking what Mama gave you,somebody has done a deep research on THAT STUFF)
12-a nap,13pm-lunch,afternoon activity or workout,
16PM abs workout,a quick rest,
18pm.-Dinner,JUMPING Rope...evening activity...
bed by 10pm.
This is the best exercise routine and you've got a stop what you are doing wright now,because the way you are going is the wrong way,get your thing together because honestly i care too much to see you waste your time with nonsense!!!You can have anything you want and you can truly be the Best(after Madonna)and i know that because Our Father in Heaven told me so...you are very special to him and to everybody else!!!I am just a messenger from Hollywood.
You have to try some of Madonnas workouts and try to get as fit as her...which i doubt that you be able to but i can help you with the help of Heavenly Father we can rule in Heaven.I am The Man with the Plan Y'all!!!Namaste.


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